Billy the Barber shaved his father
With a rusty razor
The razor slipped, and cut his lip -
Hurrah for Billy the Barber!
Actually, the hurrah in this case is for George Pell (courtesy of Damian Thompson in the Spectator). Is there any chance of getting Pell back here to replace Joe Hockey?
I am also a recent convert to the First Church of Anthony Esolen, so here is his latest on the self-inflicted priest shortage in the West.