The correct answer is, of course, that we've now made the transition from The Court Jester to Willy Wonka and the Labor Party.
So far Augustus Gloop has been sucked through the chocolate extraction pipe system and sent to the Fudge Room for drinking too greedily from the chocolate river of electoral goodwill.
Now Violet Beauregarde has almost completed her transformation into a giant blueberry after chewing the Misogyny Gum. Any minute now, she should explode.
And all the while, those Oompa Loompas keep singing about it, in between perving at Kate Ellis’ legs.