Monday, 24 June 2013

Knit 1, Purl 2

I've got some knitting ideas for the Prime Minister.

1) She could help our Defence Forces cope with increasing budget cuts and inferior equipment:

2) How about knitting some new voters? (If she starts now, the ALP might just scrape across the line by September.)
These ones come from a 'MummyBlogger' pattern, but there are other patterns available, including 'RustedOnALP', 'Hipster' and 'PollHatingSpeechWriter'.

3) And here's the obvious answer to the car manufacturing problem in Australia.

So far I haven't found any knitting patterns for budget surpluses, money, industries or small businesses. But I'll keep looking.

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